If you see me smiling, I'm thinking about food.

I'm not late, everyone else is early.

Monday called. I didn't pick up.

Water, check. Snacks, check. Motivation, not found.

I tried to be productive but the couch won.

My phone is at 100% and I'm at 5%.

I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas.

Life update: I finally folded the laundry. Just kidding.

Dance like nobody's watching. They're not. They're on their phones.

The couch and I have an understanding.

Some people have abs. I have snacks.

Every day I wake up and choose snacks.

My favourite workout is running out of patience.

Out of office: mentally, emotionally, physically.

Me and my overthinking are best friends.

Remembered everything I forgot. At 2am. In bed.