I'd explain it to you, but I don't have that kind of time.

You clearly have too much free time. Want a hobby?

This comment brought to you by boredom.

Thanks, I'll pass that on to someone who cares.

That was a lot of confidence for a very small point.

I didn't ask, but thanks for volunteering.

You must be exhausted from being this wrong.

Wow. Did you think of that all by yourself?

You're the reason the mute button exists.

If I wanted to hear from you, I'd follow you back.

Your comment has been screenshotted for the group chat.

You sound like a bad review of yourself.

Take notes: this is what unbothered looks like.

Aww, you're trying. That's sweet.

That's cute. Do another one.

You're mad at someone who doesn't know your name.