Stayed up late for absolutely no reason. Again.

My spirit animal is a sloth on vacation.

Calories? I prefer to call them flavour points.

I'm a people person, as long as they bring food.

Mentally, I'm still in bed.

Every day I wake up and choose snacks.

My love language is being left alone with snacks.

My to-do list has a to-do list.

I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas.

Remembered everything I forgot. At 2am. In bed.

Let me overthink this and get back to you.

I can't adult today. Please leave a message.

If you need me, I'm in my blanket fort.

I'm not ignoring you, I'm just really into this nap.

I'm on a strict diet of whatever's in the fridge.

Dance like nobody's watching. They're not. They're on their phones.