Warning: may start talking about snacks at any moment.

I followed a recipe once. Never again.

Water, check. Snacks, check. Motivation, not found.

Currently accepting applications for someone to do my laundry.

Did I sleep 8 hours or 8 minutes? Unclear.

I have two moods: hungry and sleepy.

If you need me, I'm in my blanket fort.

Keep calm and pretend you know what you're doing.

Me: saves money. Also me: sees a sale.

My to-do list has a to-do list.

I'm on a strict diet of whatever's in the fridge.

Out of office: mentally, emotionally, physically.

My phone is at 100% and I'm at 5%.

The group chat is 90% memes and 10% plans that never happen.

If you need me, I'm in my blanket fort.

Currently buffering. Try again later.